wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

BRILLIANT

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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YURSSSSSSS

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oxogen:

can someone please explain to me why when I look at a store’s website all the clothes look nice but then when I actually go to the store half the shit I saw isn’t even there or it’s ugly as fuck

Photoshop!

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I can’t, and I won’t pretend I like coconut water.

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

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BPD: IIII
Personality Disorder: II
PTSD: III
Insomnia: IIIIII
Depression: IIlIIIIIII
Anorexia: IIII
Bulimia: III
OCD: II
Psychosis:
Bi-Polar: II
Schizophrenia:
Anxiety Disorder: IIIlIIIII
Panic Disorder: IIII
Social Anxiety: IIIIII
DID: I
ADD: IIII
ADHD: IlII
Self harming: IIIIIIII
Suicidal: IIlIIII
get-fit-4-life:

freiwillig:

♡fitspo♡

Fit and flexible!
real-fitmess:

My tummy right now. A little too soft, but I’ll get there someday :-)

real-fitmess:

My tummy right now. A little too soft, but I’ll get there someday :-)

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we-workoutt:

Me and my girl picked up some fresh produce from the farmer’s market.  I do believe it’s smoothie time.

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